As soon as I take a drag, I relax. Must suck to have to come to me to have a smoke partner. You lonely loser. I am here to fill the void in your life, pay to see me smoke. I will try, to give you my ear, by asking how your day was, what boring dribble you have to say. Don't be shy. I know you are pretending you are on a date with me.. but I'd never.. I could just sit back and laugh at you! Go ahead tell me.. Wait, no never mind! Just make your mouth useful to me and my smoke.