Oh my! This was the middle of a fucking phenomenal wank! No doubt helped by the fact I was already horny as hell after discovering Curvyteenqueen on FetLife, a stunningly beautiful and delightfully bulging goddess from Dublin. Alas, I stopped perving on her and switched to filming so that you can perv on me! Haha. I still haven’t worked my way through that box of tricks from Ann Summers, so thought it was about time to try some of them properly. And oh my gosh, one of them is like being punched on the G-spot by a vibrating button on the end of the rubber dick. It’s so weird! Haha. As my favourite Rampant Rabbit is a bit too noisy to hear me over, I hung my phone above me on the headboard for a different view for a change. I hope you like it! Music is by the ever so aptly named The Exact Opposite, which couldn’t really be a better way to describe my style of porn, right? Right!