You Are My Santa - Christmas Meal

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Published: 23.11.2024 More info Hide

Hey Santa, have somebody ever told you how edible you look? Yeah Santa, I'm happy that finally you started understanding into whose home you intruded. Yeah, I'm this devious monster, who makes men to disappear .... disappear forever inside her tummy. And you won't be an exception! Hey Santa, you look quite tired ..... very tired for one thing ...... Once that fear and adrenaline fade away you are going to realize just how exhausted you are. It was a long journey .... for you to get here, wasn't it? By the way, where have you parked your reindeer? On top of my roof? Cuz I'm gonna eat them too ..... after I finish with you .... beardy mothefucker! Yeah, Santa, you are so damn tired .... that you even can't comprehend how dangerous I'm! How dangerous this woman is ...... what a she is! And that's good for me! Actually, I have my own ways how to help you with your tiredness...

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