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Was I serious? That was probably the cheapest pick-up line I've ever said! This afternoon the handyman came to look at the damp patch in my study. When he asked me if there was anything else he could do for me, my answer was: I have another wet hole that you could take care of (!!) and he moved his hand to my crotch.
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