I, Baal, the demonic nun and Satan's messenger, have arrived to guide you on your path to satanic faith. Breathe deeply, inhaling the dark essence of the Almighty One. Let his breath fill your lungs and consume your mind ... As you enter the trance-like state of goon, you'll feel the pull of your primal desires. Grasp your throbbing penis and stroke, but resist the urge to release ! The offering of your soul must come first. Give yourself to Satan wholeheartedly, surrendering your spirit to the Devil's command. In this moment, you'll transcend your mortal coil and become an extension of his will... Celebrate Halloween with a newfound devotion, your soul forever bound to Satan's dark embrace... Through the edge-pumping power of the Goon Trance, you'll embrace your transformation into a loyal and faithful servant ! Hail Baal, Hail Satan, and revel in your newfound existence ! This All Hallows' Eve marks the beginning of a lifelong celebration of the sinful, the wicked, and the unholy !