Coming off a crazy night of debauchery, the DP stepBrothers Small Hands and Xander Corvus are not happy their rich stepdad James Bartholet is ragging on them for maxing out their credit cards. He wants them to get a job, but all they do is party, and grieve the loss of their stepmother. StepDad is kicking them out of house, unless they can give rent, but it's okay for his replacement wife Lea Lexis to spend all his finances, dishonoring their beloved late stepmother. Feeling pretty entitled to expend some revenge, the DP stepBrothers feed the mail order bride a story.