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Ah...this is the life. With two slaves eager to be useful, and me, the time or patience for neither... I put them both to use as furniture! One provides an ample foot stool and the other a good table. There, I'm quite happy to ignore them as I read My magazine, eat My cookie (I'll have the slaves clean up crumbs later) and swap messages with my interesting friends. Every one wins.