What an afternoon this was! So I'm out riding around when I see this cute little thing in red inside a trike in front of me. She looked back at me a few times and gave me the eye so I decide, what the heck, and pull up a little closer to see what was on. She seemed open to my advances so I thought this would be a perfect time to issue one of my Trike Patrol "business" cards. I'm John, the newest member of the Trike team, but very experienced with snatching up Filipinas in these parts. With some much pussy running around, you have to get creative.