We all have one. The clerk at the council who has been assigned to you and does your official business. Most of them are bourgeois as hell, but mine really needed it! When I went to renew my passport the other day, he told me about my dirty movies and that he would like to act in one. Of course that made me horny, especially because he mentioned that he had never been dominated before. We met up later in a hotel and that's when it really got down to business!!!