I've been away on a business trip but was able to come home early. Imagine my surprise when I walk through the door to see my husband sitting on a couch with another woman, with their shirts off and a cloud of balloons all around and in between them! I march over to them and demand to know what's happening. My husband tells me he met someone online who shares the same passion for balloons that he does. What are they? Five? I'm putting an end to this little fling and hopefully his love for balloons once and for all.