One of the most respectful things that you can do is create an alter for the one you worship. This is not something to take lightly. It will require devotion, financial investment, patience, selflessness and good faith. I want you to begin by studying my ass. Know it's shape, the way it moves, how soft it looks (because we know you can't afford to touch it). Then, I want you to set aside a space that will be come the actual alter in your home for my ass. You will buy various photos, from me, to place on said alter. These are just the first few steps. Tribute to me in order to find out what my favorite things that you will purchase twice, once to adorn the alter table with and again to send to me.