You, a wretched soul who's led a life of filth, have arrived in the depths of this accursed realm where my dark power reigns. For the heinous act of finding a hairy pussy repulsive, you'll be cursed to witness one that's far more abhorrent. By the power I wield, I'll transform my very womanhood into the very nightmare you've created, making it a hairy, repulsive mess. To defy me, you fool, is to invite a fate far worse than "end" . For my arsenal of tools is more than capable of extracting your very soul, and time and time again, I'll torment your mortal remains in this eternal, godforsaken place... You are mine, and you will submit. Your fate, for all eternity, is to worship at the altar of my disgusting, hairy pussy and asshole... So gather your courage, and prepare to swallow everything I unleash. It's the only way to end your misery. ( This is the original edition with hairy pussy ans asshole worship: yellow juice ad caviar).