She does the cooking. The cleaning. She makes sure the bills are done on time; and your shirts are pressed for work. She decorated every damn inch of the house, planned out all the stops on your last vacation, and looks fucking hot as hell doing it. Your friends congratulate you on snagging such a "catch," and to them, you chuckle and say Thanks. But do you ever thank her, this gorgeous goddess that is your wife? Doubt it You'd probably crumble like the pathetic baby you actually are if she went out of town for a few days. And that is exactly what happens today when Maitresse Madeline leaves on a 7-day business trip. The whole house falls to mess, bringing forth magical MONA WALES to the rescue. She appears a little devil over Mike's shoulders and lets loose a hurricane of shame on him for being. Mona spanks him over her knee with a wooden spoon, splashes him with food, and downright punches his guts. In his own kitchen. They then move to the filthy living room