Chaos reigns on Earth. This has not escaped the attention of the three extraterrestrial apparitions from the neighboring planet ANALZONIA. In the LIQUIDDOME LABRATORY specially set up for them, a few selected earthlings are saved from worse. After they have been captured and sed*ated*, a few body searches are carried out and their suitability for transport through the UNI(PER)VERSE to Analzonia is prepared. Since earthlings articulate themselves strangely, their mouths are closed and gagged before the journey can begin. A tax haven under the rule of femininity awaits them there for an ass investment of 10.5 cm in diameter or the daily compulsory payment in the form of sperm duties.