The only reason I am here tonight is as a favor to your step-mom. I think she is more protective than usual since she is only your step-mom. She tries to make the best decisions for you. Even though she is my step-sister, we are at opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to her conservative nature. I was supposed to be on a hot date tonight and most likely getting laid. I gave her my word I would stay here with you to make sure you didn’t have any wild parties. You’re in college, right? How about instead of inviting your friends over to party, we make our own fun tonight? It’s not like I’m your real aunty. I’m horny and I’m sure you are to. Starring: Alana Cruise