Going walking in the woods can be dangerous. Many different little creatures live in the woods, both small and big. You might even run into meat hungry wild creatures like .. cougars! I hear they run in packs. Quietly stalking their prey. Waiting for the right moment to spring. Surprising their victims, so as to overpower and take their pants down swiftly to enthusiastically gobble their meat up. The best way to satisfy a man and drain the protein from him. uh oh looks like these cougars have additional itches to scratch .. they are not hungry for just protein!