I have been leaving it up to you to wash your own sheets and clean your room but there was a funky smell coming from in here and I had to investigate. Your sheets got washed and your bed made courtesy of me but there is something I left alone that requires an explanation from you. Look over the edge of the bed and against the wall. What do you see? Do you know what it looks like to me? A treasure trove of grimy tissues is piling up and making your bedroom reek of stink. As your step mother I have some concerns about this site. I dont care that you jerk off, all guys your age do. My concern is how often youre cranking on that thing. Maybe you arent draining the vein properly so you have to keep repeating several times a day. I think I can teach you some techniques to get those young balls of yours emptied our properly on the first try and save us some tips on our household tissue usage. Starring: Sheena Ryder