What an incredible night that was! A top-notch party, and then I picked up a hot guy and went back to his place. After waking up, I desperately needed my coffee, but of course, I had no clue where anything was in his apartment, and I didn’t have fresh clothes with me either! So, I threw on his shirt, found the coffee machine, but not the coffee, and he just watched me, laughing instead of helping. Well, let’s just say help was definitely provided, and we had to earn our breakfast first! So, in my opinion, he definitely f*cked his way into the position of my new lover, right?