You're my favorite stepdad. I have to tell you something that may upset you but because I like you so much it must be told. You know how step-mom is always going out of town on business trips? They aren't so much business if you get what I'm saying to you. The guy from work that she goes with, she is having an affair with. That's right, my step-mom is a big fucking slut. I saw her treat my real step-dad this way and now she is doing it to you. I don't want you two to get divorced so maybe there is something I can do to make you stay here. You could cheat on her, with me. I'm not talking about fucking me just yet, that is too forward. I can see you are stressed out from this news I gave you so why don't you let me just take care of you for now.