Today, we're switching things up, loser. Instead of following my explicit jerk-off instructions, you'll be getting off on something even more pathetic - my plain black backdrop. Yes, you heard me right, loser; your pleasure now depends solely on this mundane image. As long as you manage to cum, that's all that matters. You can stroke yourself wherever and whenever you please, but I'm not bothering to tell you how. All you need to do is find something, anything, to get off on. And what better way to prove your desperation than by cumming for my utterly unremarkable backdrop? That's all you're getting today, loser - nothing more, nothing less. So, go ahead and waste your time masturbating in front of it. Maybe it'll make you feel better about your pathetic life.